July 30, 2011

I haven't even checked the recordings in about 2 weeks.  There's a lot.  And it took a lot of digging through hours of coughing to get it all.

"Yeahhhhh! I have to take a picture of our crew! Look at that later, though.  Senator Leafhead (???)."



"Are we going through the rafting thing? What's that about? Oh yeah. Yaaaaay."



"OooOOoO...I'm shakin'!  Like, look. Little baby gun. Little butt guns. Look in the desert. Check it. I ruled it. That's how it would look. Wooo!"



"Barbies. Hmhmhm. Look. Laaa!"



"Why is it so dark over here?"



"I don't know how people...just like, rub it?"



"They can't do anything, they can't even make more clothes."



"Sorry guys. Oh dear. Anyways...what have you guys been up to?"



"Oh, Tom. What happened?"



"Ooooooooo! Ow. Sorry. I'm 23. Wait, sorry, I swear I'm deaf. Did you ask me how old I am? Don't think so. That's ok."



(Tom coughing)
"Scoot this way!"
"Huh?"
"Does it feel better, like, when your, like, lungs are positioned in a certain position, like if you lean forward or back a little bit more and you figure it out?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Were you coughing?"
"Mmhmm."
"Yeah."



"Is that, a, WHAAAAT? Oh dang, opposite direction!"



"You look like you're working pretty hard there!"



"This is a pretty intense quote."

July 13, 2011

"Stranger. Danger."



"Is this what you guys do all day? It's been kinda rough."



"You're frying like the wiener dogs, they're like 'reeeee'. Lily!"

July 11, 2011

"Doyouguyshavespring, do you? I mean, I mean, I don't speak, Idonttalksorry...I don't speak Italian."

"OOOPPP!!!! ...........you scared me."



"Oh, are you being serious? Oh. They were just kidding about trippingup."



"Run run run run! Stop! Stop!"

July 7, 2011

"WhhooooOOOOooooaaaa...you should make bowling, like, I don't know, fallsallovermyparents...so many."



"Ooo. I wanna be THIS lady. It's so boring though, I'd be like an old lady, I'd be like, 'neeeext! Yes, can I help you?' I'd be like, some Asian lady with an old lady English accent."



This next one woke me up when she started laughing loudly. So, naturally, I tried to egg her on a bit and get her to say more. In reference to the "custard dessert", she was probably talking about the Portuguese custard tarts I made a few days ago:

"I got a kick out of it! Like, I thought it was way funny. They were making fun of, like, I don't know, they were like, 'HAHAHA', then I started doing it, and it was catchy and I liked it. And look at it, look at us now! Kittens!"
"What is it?"
"Still the same thing."
"I don't remember"
"I can't remember either for a second. There's something in my eye that hurts. Um....it's like a cust...custard...dessert thing. I don't know, that's not what I'm talk--"
"Made out of KITTENS???"
"Hehehe. Sick."



"You haven't all day. Have you eaten today?"

July 6, 2011

"We didn't even have electricity! We had a little...a little box out there. Hey! Remember...remember, when we first got married, how Tom and I had that little box?"
"You ok?"
"Huh?"
"You ok?"
"Uh-huh."
"You sure?"
"Uh-huh.
"Kay."
"Wanyadoislike, one in the morning."
"It's not."
"It's not? I just feel like saying it because it feels like the weekend."



"Where are the big dogs? We like the puppies."

July 3, 2011

"I thought I'd, like, damage myself. That's ok! I don't need fame and glory. Ohmakeusstunsomeigetmysleepserving..."