Sleep-Talking Sagas

Sunday, August 7, 2011

August 7, 2011

"What's wrong"
"Just moving"
"I can't hear the recording."
"What do you mean? I think you're just sleep talking."

"Ah! Can you see my butt? Whose butt did you see? Both of our butts? Haha! Sick! Yikes. It's like back to the Garden of Eden for everyone."

"Oh no! Oh! Is there any evidence of struct--or like, like, brutal edges from like a rough cut or anything in the hammock?"

Saturday, July 30, 2011

July 30, 2011

I haven't even checked the recordings in about 2 weeks.  There's a lot.  And it took a lot of digging through hours of coughing to get it all.

"Yeahhhhh! I have to take a picture of our crew! Look at that later, though.  Senator Leafhead (???)."

"Are we going through the rafting thing? What's that about? Oh yeah. Yaaaaay."

"OooOOoO...I'm shakin'!  Like, look. Little baby gun. Little butt guns. Look in the desert. Check it. I ruled it. That's how it would look. Wooo!"

"Barbies. Hmhmhm. Look. Laaa!"

"Why is it so dark over here?"

"I don't know how people...just like, rub it?"

"They can't do anything, they can't even make more clothes."

"Sorry guys. Oh dear. Anyways...what have you guys been up to?"

"Oh, Tom. What happened?"

"Ooooooooo! Ow. Sorry. I'm 23. Wait, sorry, I swear I'm deaf. Did you ask me how old I am? Don't think so. That's ok."

(Tom coughing)
"Scoot this way!"
"Does it feel better, like, when your, like, lungs are positioned in a certain position, like if you lean forward or back a little bit more and you figure it out?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Were you coughing?"

"Is that, a, WHAAAAT? Oh dang, opposite direction!"

"You look like you're working pretty hard there!"

"This is a pretty intense quote."

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

July 13, 2011

"Stranger. Danger."

"Is this what you guys do all day? It's been kinda rough."

"You're frying like the wiener dogs, they're like 'reeeee'. Lily!"

Monday, July 11, 2011

July 11, 2011

"Doyouguyshavespring, do you? I mean, I mean, I don't speak, Idonttalksorry...I don't speak Italian."

"OOOPPP!!!! scared me."

"Oh, are you being serious? Oh. They were just kidding about trippingup."

"Run run run run! Stop! Stop!"

Thursday, July 7, 2011

July 7, 2011

" should make bowling, like, I don't know, many."

"Ooo. I wanna be THIS lady. It's so boring though, I'd be like an old lady, I'd be like, 'neeeext! Yes, can I help you?' I'd be like, some Asian lady with an old lady English accent."

This next one woke me up when she started laughing loudly. So, naturally, I tried to egg her on a bit and get her to say more. In reference to the "custard dessert", she was probably talking about the Portuguese custard tarts I made a few days ago:

"I got a kick out of it! Like, I thought it was way funny. They were making fun of, like, I don't know, they were like, 'HAHAHA', then I started doing it, and it was catchy and I liked it. And look at it, look at us now! Kittens!"
"What is it?"
"Still the same thing."
"I don't remember"
"I can't remember either for a second. There's something in my eye that hurts.'s like a cust...custard...dessert thing. I don't know, that's not what I'm talk--"
"Made out of KITTENS???"
"Hehehe. Sick."

"You haven't all day. Have you eaten today?"

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

July 6, 2011

"We didn't even have electricity! We had a little...a little box out there. Hey! Remember...remember, when we first got married, how Tom and I had that little box?"
"You ok?"
"You ok?"
"You sure?"
"Wanyadoislike, one in the morning."
"It's not."
"It's not? I just feel like saying it because it feels like the weekend."

"Where are the big dogs? We like the puppies."

Sunday, July 3, 2011

July 3, 2011

"I thought I'd, like, damage myself. That's ok! I don't need fame and glory. Ohmakeusstunsomeigetmysleepserving..."

Thursday, June 30, 2011

June 30, 2011

"Huh? I know. Like, I saw, like, when when we, like, when we were up buying...the one that we bought...I was like, yikes, I was so scared, I was like, nooooooo!"


Thursday, June 23, 2011

June 23, 2011

"Ermeatealwhat, I remember now, little babies. Squish! Was that it?"

Wednesday, June 22, 2011

June 22, 2011

"YAAAAAY!!! Ahniriigairanah. Oh, haha! Oh yeah..."

Yes, it ends in a screeching cat:

"What is it, like, what is going on?"

"Musky! You're like, UGH! STUPID...........AIR! Like, you get mad at air, you know what I mean? Isn't that WEIRD?!"

Yes, I did actually sleep-talk in this one.  I'm still deciding whether my voice was funny or downright terrifying.

"My heck! I don't think I've ever seen anyone get attacked like that in a chair before. That was scary!"
"...what are you talking about?"
"Bruntrodiverovezqechehotel. Serussgeve. 'Scuse me."

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

June 21, 2011

"Wha? I haven't...yeah! I haven't seen that in forever! Hmm. Hmmhmmhahaha."

Monday, June 20, 2011

June 20, 2011

Ok, this one is very weird. It really is one continuous clip, though it sounds like it split in the middle. The recorder would have had some sort of silent gap there if there was something that happened in between.

"I wish like, like, I wish there was something we could do to helpYES! YES! LOOK! THEY'RE COMING! Yeess! ...Jen's is coming."

Saturday, June 18, 2011

June 18, 2011

"Welcome to the club. What would you like? ...burrito eaters. Ew! Ohhohoho, EW! Ooohh! Never mind. We'll come up with something else."

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

June 15, 2011

We finally hit the loop and Megan is dreaming about sleep-talking.

"Yesterday, I ran over...I heard...after...when we were all tucked in I heard, like, the recording go off when we first, like, first got married, heeheehee. That recording was so funny, I laughed way hard."

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

June 14, 2011

"Too bad we couldn't find the ice cream...(soda) blasters. They looked cool."

Saturday, June 11, 2011

June 11, 2011

"Do you...Tom. Tom."
"Put your computer down so you can sleep."
"Were you dreaming?"
"I was asleep and you woke me up."

We watched Megamind the other night. It might have influenced this:

"Ha HAAAA! YEESSS! YEEEESSSS! That's TEAMWORK! Brilliant! Mmhmm. You deserve an award. Melt it with your laser eyes! Just kidding, hahaha!"

June 10, 2011

"OH SAD, what happened to THAT??? OOOOOHHHHHH!"

I wake up.
"Are you ok?"
"What was that?"
"I just saw a picture of a really cute baby."
"Was that a dream?"
"I don't know."

Thursday, June 9, 2011

June 9, 2011

Nothing intelligible here, except:


"MmmmMMMmmm, they look tiny, little babies."

Dream sumo-wrestling:

"I can't believe how long it's been since I sat down in the laundry like that. Uh huh. I'm not kidding. Since, like, high school. Like, maybe, like...unless we help our kids with calculus! Eeew!"

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

June 8, 2011


Progressive giggling...

"Huh? Hmm? Uh-oh! Whoa. Sorry. I'm like a zombie right now, I don't even know like...*yawn*"
"Like what?"
"Are you awake?"

She wasn't.

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

June 7, 2011

She hasn't said anything in a long time.

"Oh. MmmmmmMMmMmMmMmm....just kidding! Just kidding! I just felt like being a man, like sometimes...I'm kinda manly. OOO! That was cool! Like, I want plays like THAT, you know? Then you're like 'yeeeeaaah!' HUH?!"