Sleep-Talking Sagas

Thursday, June 30, 2011

June 30, 2011

"Huh? I know. Like, I saw, like, when when we, like, when we were up buying...the one that we bought...I was like, yikes, I was so scared, I was like, nooooooo!"



"OOOOHHH, SUFFOCATING TONIGHT! And....like..."

Thursday, June 23, 2011

June 23, 2011

"Ermeatealwhat, I remember now, little babies. Squish! Was that it?"



Wednesday, June 22, 2011

June 22, 2011

"YAAAAAY!!! Ahniriigairanah. Oh, haha! Oh yeah..."



Yes, it ends in a screeching cat:

"What is it, like, what is going on?"





"Musky! You're like, UGH! STUPID...........AIR! Like, you get mad at air, you know what I mean? Isn't that WEIRD?!"



Yes, I did actually sleep-talk in this one.  I'm still deciding whether my voice was funny or downright terrifying.

"My heck! I don't think I've ever seen anyone get attacked like that in a chair before. That was scary!"
"Ruffleavneiosdidardevil."
"...hmm?"
"Inionftryingodrivebackfrdrivessoyoudonthavetowork."
"...what are you talking about?"
"Bruntrodiverovezqechehotel. Serussgeve. 'Scuse me."
"Heeheehehe!"

Tuesday, June 21, 2011

June 21, 2011

"Wha? I haven't...yeah! I haven't seen that in forever! Hmm. Hmmhmmhahaha."

Monday, June 20, 2011

June 20, 2011

Ok, this one is very weird. It really is one continuous clip, though it sounds like it split in the middle. The recorder would have had some sort of silent gap there if there was something that happened in between.

"I wish like, like, I wish there was something we could do to helpYES! YES! LOOK! THEY'RE COMING! Yeess! ...Jen's is coming."

Saturday, June 18, 2011

June 18, 2011

"Welcome to the club. What would you like? ...burrito eaters. Ew! Ohhohoho, EW! Ooohh! Never mind. We'll come up with something else."



Wednesday, June 15, 2011

June 15, 2011

We finally hit the loop and Megan is dreaming about sleep-talking.

"Yesterday, I ran over...I heard...after...when we were all tucked in I heard, like, the recording go off when we first, like, first got married, heeheehee. That recording was so funny, I laughed way hard."

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

June 14, 2011

"Too bad we couldn't find the ice cream...(soda) blasters. They looked cool."



Saturday, June 11, 2011

June 11, 2011

"Do you...Tom. Tom."
"Mmmm."
"Put your computer down so you can sleep."
"Were you dreaming?"
"Mm-mm."
"I was asleep and you woke me up."



We watched Megamind the other night. It might have influenced this:

"Ha HAAAA! YEESSS! YEEEESSSS! That's TEAMWORK! Brilliant! Mmhmm. You deserve an award. Melt it with your laser eyes! Just kidding, hahaha!"



June 10, 2011

"OH SAD, what happened to THAT??? OOOOOHHHHHH!"



"OH MY GOODNESS! AAAHHH!"
I wake up.
"Are you ok?"
"Mmhmm."
"What was that?"
"I just saw a picture of a really cute baby."
"Was that a dream?"
"I don't know."



Thursday, June 9, 2011

June 9, 2011

Nothing intelligible here, except:

"KITTENS!"





"MmmmMMMmmm, they look tiny, little babies."



Dream sumo-wrestling:



"I can't believe how long it's been since I sat down in the laundry like that. Uh huh. I'm not kidding. Since, like, high school. Like, maybe, like...unless we help our kids with calculus! Eeew!"

Wednesday, June 8, 2011

June 8, 2011

Incoherence...



Progressive giggling...



"Huh? Hmm? Uh-oh! Whoa. Sorry. I'm like a zombie right now, I don't even know like...*yawn*"
"Like what?"
"Hmm."
"Are you awake?"
"Mmmhmm."

She wasn't.



Tuesday, June 7, 2011

June 7, 2011

She hasn't said anything in a long time.

"Oh. MmmmmmMMmMmMmMmm....just kidding! Just kidding! I just felt like being a man, like sometimes...I'm kinda manly. OOO! That was cool! Like, I want plays like THAT, you know? Then you're like 'yeeeeaaah!' HUH?!"



Thursday, June 2, 2011

June 1 and 2, 2011

"Allison and I used to play, like...we used to have walkie talkies too, 'cause it used to get echoey when we were way young."





"Put back our Wii! Sorry, I don't know you. OH!!! Uh, myclotheshurt, hahaha! You got me, hahaha! Sorry. Don't worry, I'm Tom Call's wife...if that makes you feel any better."



"Lustliveleopards, hahahahaha!"



"Holy crap, I can't believe it's almost 2!"