May 31, 2011

"Yeah...idontwannabe...who needs him?"

May 30, 2011

I still hadn't fallen asleep when she said this, so I thought I'd play it out:

"Looks like MY husband's taking up half of the bed."
"What?"
"What?"
"What did you say?"
"MMMMMmmmMmMmMmmmmmmmm........."
"I did get that on recording."
"Mmmmm..."
"And it's going on the blog."
"Mmm-mmm."
"You're not even awake."
"Mmmhmm!"
"What did you say?"
"...mmm..."
"That's what I thought."

May 29, 2011

Incoherent mumblings:



"Oh. Teeheehee. I'll just...get back over...I guess...somehow...probably the same way we did...originally. Uh...ok. We'll figure something out. Thank you!"

May 28, 2011

*streeeeeetch* "Feels good to stretch."

"Wouldn't that be freaky if something, like, grabbed me out of...like...your arm? (giggles) Oops. Sorry!"



"Ok, wait, so...(whispers)...or was that...was that last night?!"



On this one I like my "uh-uh" at the end:

"(unintelligible babblings) You know what I mean?"

May 25, 2011

I have no idea what's going on here. It sorta sounds like sound effects mixed with some fake Chinese, then Abu from Aladdin, and some spitting.  The only intelligible thing she says is:

"That was Tom. Not me. Ha haaa, just kidding."

May 22, 2011

"No. I could do it. Yeah, I could totally do it. What...what is it? Wait, did Tom and I...were we signed up for this already?"

May 21, 2011

"OH NO! Oh no. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea. I keep trapping the air here. You can hide behind the desk, if you can."

May 20, 2011

"And that...aaaaaaand there goes...there it goes! That's...thatcertainsthereweup there you go! Do you feel that? TA DAAAA! We found it, Tom! Did you get crushed?"
"Mmmhmm."
"Oh, that was...wait, you had it?"
"Hmmm?? What??"
"Oooohhh, ok, never mind."
"What are you talking about?"
"Never mind."
"What are you talking about?"
"The automatic....*yawn*"



"What? Oh. No. Right here! Whoa. Oh. Do you guys have the conditioner? .......did anyone grab conditioner?

*stretch* "Ew, I didn't mean to put my foot near the food, sorry. Maaahggghraaaiiinn. Never mind."

May 19, 2011

5. Yes. 5 from last night.

"Whooooaaa.  BUM Bum bum...."



We both sleep-talked in this one, and I can't tell what we're saying:



Megan: "I hope I don't have Disney nightmares for the next couple of nights. I hope this is the end."
Tom: "Are you awake now?"
Megan: "Hmm?"
Tom: "Are you awake right now?"
Megan: "Mmmhmm."

Yeah, she wasn't awake.



"OOOHHH. Thats crazy! What the...I could have sworn it was real. Wvnoeszvionefhaenvie a couple of times, like a drill?"



"Yikes. What?! A Star Wars parade?!?"

May 17, 2011

We've been on vacation in Disneyland, hence the lack of recent posts.  Megan, for some reason, can't stop dreaming about it. She's told me that she has had continuous nightmares about it.

This one could be because I kept wanting to go on California Screamin' repeatedly:

"What, you wanna do Screamin' again?"

Then this one:

"....yeeessss? Wait. What are you asking me to be done with?"

May 10, 2011

"Whoaaaa! Uhhh...oh dear...uhhh...(nervously laughs)...uhhh...yikes...don't come over for a little bit! (giggles) Uhhh...oh, we can't see great!"



"It's just nice cuz you can set how you want yours, and everyone else sets sedausooooo...."

May 9, 2011

"I feel like I'm just, like, oozing, I'm just like *ppffpfpfpfpf* and like *aaaaahh*."

"Guess what? Are you sleeping? I have a surprise for you. Oh shoot, you can't see it. Never mind. It's ok. You'll see it eventually."



"No, that's not ready. Not at all. You know what I love most."

May 6, 2011

"Wait. Never mind. What the heck?! (giggles)"



"I panicked for a second, cuz...for some reason...at...umm...frau--no. I can't remember. What do we always do? Crau--no. WAAAAIT! Trau--no. (yawn) I thought you and I were going to have to tread water for forever. And then, like...I don't know. Really weird."



"Lately this feels, like, useless, like, lately I can't even, like, say....cha-chuh...whaaat? Can't--catch a, a whiner...iknowwhereguysa....*sigh*"

May 5, 2011

Got a weird one. It sounds sorta Irish:

"Skoo-doo-bee-doo. *sssssseeoooo* ...WHOOP-de-dwee-diddle-die! Skidoo! Or elf. Ears. Music. Wait, no, what do we do? Ooo..."



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May 4, 2011

Another pretty good night.

First there was this:

"Oh. You should go back there? Hm? ......no way."



Later there was this humming tune:



Then, after my alarm went off at 7:00 am she started to freak out a bit. She has no recollection of this at all:

Megan: "Now you know how I feel esfvewonsvdoAAAAA!"
Tom: "...huh?"
Megan: "HWWOOOOoooaaaaa!"
Tom: "wha...what?"
Megan: "Huh?"
Tom: "What did you say?"
Megan: "Oh. I had a dream like...that...yesterday."
Tom: "Hmm."

May 3, 2011

Best night yet.

It started with this, which I wasn't awake for. Words in brackets are ones I didn't understand:

"Oh no! I [had this] drool! It was like *sluuuurp* *slide* *fffff*! (giggles) It's like *sfiiiiing*! Just kidding, I really didn't spit. Did YOU? (laughter) Oh, it kills me..."



Then there was this little bit of confusion later:



Then later, this little statement about a popular rap artist. I was awake for this one:

"Oh my. Uh...Chris Brown is so weird."

May 1, 2011

A 30 minute recording and all we could get was some sleep giggles.