Did she just say "sugar mom sex lady"?!
"Are you the other buck lady? The other lady that does the sugar...mom...sex--sex lady? Cuz..cuz...don't you have to have two people...to...to sign you off? Do you know what I'm talking about at all? Or was that you?"
Sleep-Talking Sagas
Saturday, April 30, 2011
Apr 29, 2011
Weird yawn at the beginning.
"I would sit here with you, do you want me to--I can move somewhere else if it works better for you...if you want..."
"I would sit here with you, do you want me to--I can move somewhere else if it works better for you...if you want..."
Apr 28, 2011
Not sure what this one says. This is my best guess. Comment if you disagree.
"Go away, I'm insane."
Same with this one.
"What are you fighting for?"
"Go away, I'm insane."
Same with this one.
"What are you fighting for?"
April 27, 2011
Much of Megan's sleep is filled with "sleep singing", "humming", or "giggling", which is, I won't deny it and neither will she, weird. That's what you hear at the beginning of this one.
"What is THIS?"
Apr27
"What is THIS?"
Apr27
Yeah, like the world REALLY needs ANOTHER blogger.
Yes, I regret to inform you that I have succumbed to weblogs.
However, those of you that know me know that this would never be just an ordinary blog. I'm not going to tell you about every little detail of my life here. You can ask my wife for that information. I don't work that way.
This is a log of some of the weirdest things I hear at night, and what I don't hear, the voice-activated app on my iPod does. Creepy, right? I record us sleeping. Haven't you ever wondered what goes on?
It's all worth it when we wake up the next morning and listen to what happens all night long, conveniently compressed into only a 10-15 minute audio file. With just a few clicks of a mouse, I can condense the most interesting conversations of the night that come from Megan's subconscious.
Enjoy.
However, those of you that know me know that this would never be just an ordinary blog. I'm not going to tell you about every little detail of my life here. You can ask my wife for that information. I don't work that way.
This is a log of some of the weirdest things I hear at night, and what I don't hear, the voice-activated app on my iPod does. Creepy, right? I record us sleeping. Haven't you ever wondered what goes on?
It's all worth it when we wake up the next morning and listen to what happens all night long, conveniently compressed into only a 10-15 minute audio file. With just a few clicks of a mouse, I can condense the most interesting conversations of the night that come from Megan's subconscious.
Enjoy.
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