I haven't even checked the recordings in about 2 weeks. There's a lot. And it took a lot of digging through hours of coughing to get it all.
"Yeahhhhh! I have to take a picture of our crew! Look at that later, though. Senator Leafhead (???)."
"Are we going through the rafting thing? What's that about? Oh yeah. Yaaaaay."
"OooOOoO...I'm shakin'! Like, look. Little baby gun. Little butt guns. Look in the desert. Check it. I ruled it. That's how it would look. Wooo!"
"Barbies. Hmhmhm. Look. Laaa!"
"Why is it so dark over here?"
"I don't know how people...just like, rub it?"
"They can't do anything, they can't even make more clothes."
"Sorry guys. Oh dear. Anyways...what have you guys been up to?"
"Oh, Tom. What happened?"
"Ooooooooo! Ow. Sorry. I'm 23. Wait, sorry, I swear I'm deaf. Did you ask me how old I am? Don't think so. That's ok."
(Tom coughing)
"Scoot this way!"
"Huh?"
"Does it feel better, like, when your, like, lungs are positioned in a certain position, like if you lean forward or back a little bit more and you figure it out?"
"What are you talking about?"
"Were you coughing?"
"Mmhmm."
"Yeah."
"Is that, a, WHAAAAT? Oh dang, opposite direction!"
"WhhooooOOOOooooaaaa...you should make bowling, like, I don't know, fallsallovermyparents...so many."
"Ooo. I wanna be THIS lady. It's so boring though, I'd be like an old lady, I'd be like, 'neeeext! Yes, can I help you?' I'd be like, some Asian lady with an old lady English accent."
This next one woke me up when she started laughing loudly. So, naturally, I tried to egg her on a bit and get her to say more. In reference to the "custard dessert", she was probably talking about the Portuguese custard tarts I made a few days ago:
"I got a kick out of it! Like, I thought it was way funny. They were making fun of, like, I don't know, they were like, 'HAHAHA', then I started doing it, and it was catchy and I liked it. And look at it, look at us now! Kittens!"
"What is it?"
"Still the same thing."
"I don't remember"
"I can't remember either for a second. There's something in my eye that hurts. Um....it's like a cust...custard...dessert thing. I don't know, that's not what I'm talk--"
"Made out of KITTENS???"
"Hehehe. Sick."
"We didn't even have electricity! We had a little...a little box out there. Hey! Remember...remember, when we first got married, how Tom and I had that little box?"
"You ok?"
"Huh?"
"You ok?"
"Uh-huh."
"You sure?"
"Uh-huh.
"Kay."
"Wanyadoislike, one in the morning."
"It's not."
"It's not? I just feel like saying it because it feels like the weekend."
"Huh? I know. Like, I saw, like, when when we, like, when we were up buying...the one that we bought...I was like, yikes, I was so scared, I was like, nooooooo!"
"Musky! You're like, UGH! STUPID...........AIR! Like, you get mad at air, you know what I mean? Isn't that WEIRD?!"
Yes, I did actually sleep-talk in this one. I'm still deciding whether my voice was funny or downright terrifying.
"My heck! I don't think I've ever seen anyone get attacked like that in a chair before. That was scary!"
"Ruffleavneiosdidardevil."
"...hmm?"
"Inionftryingodrivebackfrdrivessoyoudonthavetowork."
"...what are you talking about?"
"Bruntrodiverovezqechehotel. Serussgeve. 'Scuse me."
"Heeheehehe!"
Ok, this one is very weird. It really is one continuous clip, though it sounds like it split in the middle. The recorder would have had some sort of silent gap there if there was something that happened in between.
"I wish like, like, I wish there was something we could do to helpYES! YES! LOOK! THEY'RE COMING! Yeess! ...Jen's is coming."
We finally hit the loop and Megan is dreaming about sleep-talking.
"Yesterday, I ran over...I heard...after...when we were all tucked in I heard, like, the recording go off when we first, like, first got married, heeheehee. That recording was so funny, I laughed way hard."
"OH MY GOODNESS! AAAHHH!"
I wake up.
"Are you ok?"
"Mmhmm."
"What was that?"
"I just saw a picture of a really cute baby."
"Was that a dream?"
"I don't know."
"I can't believe how long it's been since I sat down in the laundry like that. Uh huh. I'm not kidding. Since, like, high school. Like, maybe, like...unless we help our kids with calculus! Eeew!"
"Oh. MmmmmmMMmMmMmMmm....just kidding! Just kidding! I just felt like being a man, like sometimes...I'm kinda manly. OOO! That was cool! Like, I want plays like THAT, you know? Then you're like 'yeeeeaaah!' HUH?!"
